Add the Punchline to Our Mitt Romney Cartoon
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch’s comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today’s comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week’s end, we’ll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Steve Luby, who provided the winning punchline to last week’s chickens and duck comic:
Order whatever you want and just put it on my bill.
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Tanorexia: Mom Talk
So let’s assume that Patricia Krentcil did not bring her 6-year-old daughter into the tanning bed. Her daughter’s school nurse reportedly believes otherwise. Her attorney is asking the world not to judge a book by its cover. That’s tough to do when this book is leather bound.
Setting aside the fact that she looks like a baseball glove with lipstick and a wig, her situation calls to light a number of questions.
If we, ourselves, are so misguided about something — regardless of what it may be — that calls into question our own parenting skills. For example, if Krentcil needs to tan for 12 minutes 20 times a month, as the salon owner claims she does, what kinds of messages is she sending to her daughter about appearance and self esteem?
Not only could her face be the stunt double for a truck tire, she also uses tricks to enhance her tan, such as wearing fuschia and white lipstick.
I think it’s safe to say that this is an extreme case. However, where do we draw the line? If 20 tanning visits a month are too many, what is OK? I’ve been in tanning beds — granted it was 20-some years ago, when I was getting ready to wear a formal gown. Having gone only a handful of visits for maybe five or six different occasions, was that acceptable?
I love being a girlie girl, getting all dolled up with hair and makeup. I think high heels are evil, and yet I still wear them. If looking like a suede coat makes Krentcil feel better about herself, how different is that from women like me who get our nails done on a regular basis? At what point does being a high-maintnence gal turn into a fetish?
Maybe I am not qualified to answer that for anyone but myself.
Still, I think it’s safe to say that when someone makes an action figure of your extreme behavior, you’ve gone too far.
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State Rep Candidate Natalie Manley Charged with Domestic Battery
A local Democratic contender for a new Illinois House of Representatives seat is facing a domestic battery charge.
Natalie Manley, a Joliet accountant and candidate in the 98th District race, was arrested Tuesday by Joliet police at her home in the 3100 block of Ingalls Avenue.
Police said the arrest stemmed from a dispute Manley had with her 21-year-old daughter. The younger woman reportedly told police she had lost her cell phone and was unable to let her mother know she would be home late.
When the 21-year-old did return to the apartment she shares with Manley at around 2 a.m. Tuesday, police said she was attacked by her mother, who “punched, kicked, knocked her to the ground, struck her in the face [and] hit her with a set of keys.”
The daughter fled the apartment and went to a Joliet police station, where officers observed visible injuries, including bruises, police said.
Police arrested Manley at her Ingalls Avenue apartment around 6:15 a.m. A man identified as Manley’s fiancé was also at the apartment, police said, but told officers he was asleep during the incident and witnessed nothing.
According to the Will County Sheriff’s Office, Manley remained in the county jail Tuesday night awaiting a Wednesday court appearance. Bail had not yet been set.
Manley, who ran uncontested in the March 20 primary, is set to face Republican challenger Bob Kalnicky in the November election. Under new legislative maps approved last year, the 98th House District includes portions of Bolingbrook, Romeoville, Plainfield and Crest Hill.
Manley is also known as one-third of the WJOL Radio trio Lynne, Mary & Natalie.
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PlainfieldIL: The ramp from NB I-55 to Rt 30 will be closed tonight, 5/7, from 9 pm – 5 am, weather permitting, to install detector loops in the pavement.
PlainfieldIL: The ramp from NB I-55 to Rt 30 will be closed tonight, 5/7, from 9 pm – 5 am, weather permitting, to install detector loops in the pavement. View full post on Twitter / PlainfieldIL




